What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:42

Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
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A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”